Our AI policy, applied to us.

What our tools do, what they refuse, and how they tell you what they are.

Our phone greeting
You’re through to Udder Control. I’m name, the firm’s AI receptionist, and this call is recorded. Say “person” at any time and I’ll put you through.

Our tools, by job

  • The receptionist routes calls and takes messages. It doesn’t advise.
  • The content run drafts from named sources. A founder edits every draft.
  • The finance page pulls our own numbers. Paul reads it first.
  • The pipelines draft follow-ups. A person sends them.

Recording

  • Calls are recorded so messages are accurate.
  • Recordings stay with us and the platform that runs the receptionist, which doesn’t train on them.
  • Say “person” and recording stops when a person picks up.

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